Sloppy Celebrity Of The Day: Jessica Simpson

Posted on May 4, 2008 by seriouslymcmillan

i Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto sloppy celebrity Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson should be apprehended for wearing this mess on the following charges:

  • Failure to look in the mirror.
  • Failure to find a real dress…that fits!
  • Failure to style her hair.
  • Wearing shoes that only strippers wear.
  • Carrying her weekend getaway bad as a purse.
  • Wearing man shades.
  • Not wearing makeup.

I don’t really think she was expecting to get snapped.  Face it Jessica, you cannot come out of the house looking like this again!

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One Response

  1. jonolan, on May 4th, 2008 at 1:08 pm Said:

    I don’ t know – I’ve always really, really liked that candid, tousled, just-been-laid look. ;)

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