Sloppy Celebrity Of The Day: Jessica Simpson

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Jessica Simpson should be apprehended for wearing this mess on the following charges:

• Failure to look in the mirror.
• Failure to find a real dress…that fits!
• Failure to style her hair.
• Wearing shoes that only strippers wear.
• Carrying her weekend getaway bad as a purse.
• Wearing man shades.
• Not wearing makeup.

I don’t really think she was expecting to get snapped.  Face it Jessica, you cannot come out of the house looking like this again!