Seriously On Fashion: Your Clothes Are Too Loud

I love clothes. From bright and colorful to rich and textured.

Yet, I cannot wrap my mind around these ensembles. You know, with accessories or makeup, sometimes less is more.

The same thing can be said about pattern. Sometimes less is more.

Heidi Montag @ The Kentucky Derby: Yeah, she looks loud and ready to….?

Gag, she just looks dressed up and fake. Not like a real Southern Belle.

Then, there’s Joy Bryant. I believe she is trying to channel Diana Ross from Mahogany.

Joy looks mummified with only a smiling head to prove she’s alive.

Kate Bosworth tries a smile, but I think she’s blinded by camera flashes reflecting off her own sequin frock.

As I have said before, I love the 80’s. This is not working, right along with her dead hair.

The lucky actress hand-picked her sequined vintage Chanel Haute Couture dress from the ’80s archives…

Uhh, is this the only dress she could find?

I’ve seen Angie Harmon wear some bangin’ outfits. This one should be banned.

Missing your garden anyone?

First, where’s the rest of the dress? And, second…it looks like a 1970’s nightgown…revisited.

Diane Kruger, you knew better!

The overtly preppy get-up is way too Laura Ashley or Talbots to be smokin’!

Mischa Barton, are those pants from a uniform?

The 70’s…revisited. They want their disco dress back.

Ginnifer Goodwin, didn’t you know Polyester is flammable?

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