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Cannes Fashions: What ‘Twas They Thinking?

May 23, 2008

I have a bone to pick with some of these fashion get-ups. How can you go to Cannes looking like a French mess?!

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto milla jovovich

Milla Jovovich: The hair is a total mess with the stripper dress and boring shoes. This is not clothing that a former model should wear!

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto star jones

Star Jones: White fingernails? Talk about trying to hard to match. Why didn’t she wear some white lipstick, too? A french manicure would have been better, after all, you are in France.

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto juliette lewis

Juliette Lewis: She looks like she may have forgotten where she was going. All I see is gray blob and ‘Betty Boop’ red lips.

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto betty boop

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto michelle williams

Michelle Williams: She looks too old for her age. Her hair and dress remind me of my kindergarten teacher in the 70′s. No pedicure, either. Damn, this is Cannes people. Snap out of drab and go get gussied!

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The Hoes Of Hollywood

One Comment leave one →
  1. June 1, 2008 3:21 pm

    Actually thats the best pic I’ve seen of Star in a long time!!

    Great post, as always

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