Cannes Fashions: What ‘Twas They Thinking?
I have a bone to pick with some of these fashion get-ups. How can you go to Cannes looking like a French mess?!
Milla Jovovich: The hair is a total mess with the stripper dress and boring shoes. This is not clothing that a former model should wear!
Star Jones: White fingernails? Talk about trying to hard to match. Why didn’t she wear some white lipstick, too? A french manicure would have been better, after all, you are in France.
Juliette Lewis: She looks like she may have forgotten where she was going. All I see is gray blob and ‘Betty Boop’ red lips.
Michelle Williams: She looks too old for her age. Her hair and dress remind me of my kindergarten teacher in the 70′s. No pedicure, either. Damn, this is Cannes people. Snap out of drab and go get gussied!