Playboy Submission Vids: “Dumb Girls Make Smart Girls Look Smarter!”

I rant, therefore I am.

Here we go with an end of May crop of stupidity.

As if Playboy has a moral reputation, heaps of dumb girls want to get nude for money.

That’s not news, you say? Well, turning to YouTube for future ex- Playboy Bunny centerfolds is news.

Always wanted to flash your naughties in the pages of Playboy? Well, now the nudie mag (we mean “gentleman’s monthly”) has partnered with YouTube to pick a naked lady straight out of the teh Internetz to celebrate its 55th anniversary issue. With a tepid audience response and a dismally low number of video submissions, it looks like Grandpa Hef might want to stop trying to figure out “this damn computerbox.”

This girl boasts that she can sing, dance and do a model walk. How nice for her. Give her a cell phone so she can call someone who cares! Hell, I don’t even think Hef cares.

Who’s smarter? Her or a Box of Rocks?

This young lady is not “afraid of getting her hands dirty” so she rolls around in the grass doing one legged push ups.

She does food drives help the hungry, active in the community and supports PETA.

Blah blah blah….

She should read the part in my book that talks about how NO ONE is listening to you if YOU’RE WIGGLING YOUR ASS!

These last videos are of Holly Madison herself.  You would send your “audition” videos to this chick and she gets to sit there and laugh at you.  Hell, she’s already been in Playboy.  You think she wants some younger girl stealing her thunder?

Here’s Holly Madison’s reactions to some entry videos.  Just listen at how she “really cares” about her job.