When Moms Do Embarassing Sexual Things

This picture says it all.
Some body’s mama has embarrassed them…for life!
Maybe even some body’s mee-maw!

The kids are either upstairs in bed or out with friends, but this mama looks a little too tipsy to do anything but get dirty with the camera. Psst: Sadly your kids friends are gonna see this so start working [...]

OMG: “Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse” Website!

It’s funny.  I had to laugh.
I’m so sorry, Sarah Jessica.
If they make a site about my face, I’ll send it to you so you can laugh at me.  That’s fair, right?

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse .com

Obama’s Daughters: They Must Be Proud Of Their Papa

This is not a post about politics.
This is a kind of a pre-father’s day post.
This is kind of a personal post.
Seeing Barack Obama’s daughters next to him brought back my own personal memories about my back back to the forefront.
My father was a Baptist Minister in Cincinnati, OH in the 1970’s. I remember that [...]

Reese Witherspoon: Won’t Shack Up Til Marriage

Looks like traditional values are making a small u-turn.
This is good news considering all that the “Hoochie Mama Movement” has brought us, like slutty clothes, trashy talk and moving in at a moments notice with any man.
So, when I ran across this article about actress Reese Witherspoon and her maybe-husband to be, Jake Gyllenhaal, I [...]

K-Fed To Be Named “Father Of The Year”

“You’ve got to be kidding!”, my own sister said to me.
That’s right. Kevin Federline aka K-Fed aka That Mo-Fo that did Britney wrong, will be given the “Father of the Year” award later this month by Prive Las Vegas, a Las Vegas club.

Federline is the father of four, two of the children are with [...]

Chris Brown Buys $100,000 Necklace For “Friend” Rihanna

Yeah, so we’re just “friends”.
We just hang out.
We aren’t together.
We’re not dating…
Yeah, ok.
Rihanna’s rumored boyfriend Chris Brown has bought her a $100,000 diamond necklace.
Jewelry designer Jason Arasheben revealed: “Chris went for the heart theme. He said, ‘She’s going to love this because she loves hearts.’”
Rihanna, 20, was so impressed with [...]

What Not To Wear, Ever!: 7 Sad Prom/Formal Gowns

Even though prom season is over, it’s a brides kind of June.
So, formal dresses are still flying off the racks.
Just don’t get caught wearing theses ugly sacks!

This sorry sack is actually a prom dress gone to the strip club. You certainly don’t go to a wedding wearing this unless you plan to steal the [...]

MTV Promotes Smoking Pot!

Oooh, Headlines….
“MTV Promotes Smoking Pot!”
They would probably respond to little old me with something like…
“We at MTV do not condone or promote the use of illegal drugs.”
So when you see a headline like this…
James Franco: MTV Gave Us Fake Weed For Award Show
That would kinda suggest what I said in the first place…
Not to mention, [...]

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