Seriously’s Advice To Ashanti: “Time To Reinvent Yourself”

As singer Ashanti is attempting to tip-toe back into the hip-hop scene, I thought of some advice for her.
Ashanti, you are in a prime position to attract a new generation of young women to hear your music.
Why don’t you do just that? Why not just make such awesome music and be such a fine [...]

What Not To Wear To Prom: Another Pimp & Hoochie Fest

Alright already!
Can someone stop the madness?
These ghetto prom pictures are a hot, “melted in the summer sun” mess.
How can you believe you look “decent”?
WTF???
Look, you keep wearing this crap, and you’ll keep getting posted all over the internet because you look so ridiculous that it’s hard to believe you wear what you wear, so we [...]

Who’s On First? Forbes Ranks 100 Power Celebrities

I am going to tease you a little.
I am not going to tell you who is #1 on the Forbes Celebrity 100 List.
Who cares about who’s on first?
What about your age? What person is ranked at your current age or who’s #35, #25 #42 or #63?
Why don’t I come up with some fun facts [...]

Madonna’s Brother Promises A Juicy Tell-All Book

Prepare to take that knife out of your back, Madonna. We hear that your brother is writing a tell all book about you and his side of your life.
“Life With My Sister Madonna” is poised to be a juicy tell-all book about the fabulous material girl and all of her super secrets revealed. [...]

Michelle Obama Called “Obama’s Baby Mama”

Now, is this disrespectful of what?
What do you think about this?
It’s not funny to use urban slang regarding a presidential candidates wife, especially during this tumultuous campaign season.
It’s just nasty. I mean, it’s automatically assumed that this is said of Michelle Obama because she is black. And that slang term is used [...]