Playboy Hoochies Have A Cat Fight: Meow Me-Yuck!

FROM LEFT: Kendra Wilkinson aka “Skanky” , Bridget Marquart aka “Sleezy”  [Hef  "Mr. Viagra" Hefner] and Holly Madison aka “Skeezy” are known as these “innocent” Playboy “Girls Next Door” in the really fake reality show called the “Girls Next Door”.

And now, there seems to be trouble. Skeezy and Skanky are cat fighting. Oh, no. Is there trouble in the land of peroxide blondes, lip plumping and fake tits?

Hugh Hefner and his trio of girlfriends just can’t figure out what to do with these organs in their bodies called a “uterus”. Which one of them should actually use their uterus to conceive another spawn of Hef? Just then, Skeezy decides she wants to get pregnant with Hef’s “swimmers”.

Supposedly the problems began when Hugh Hefner agreed Holly could try and have his baby. Of course she would! If he won’t marry her, have a baby so you can secure your future! Since he agreed to that, Holly thought she had more rein than she did, and wanted control of the magazine too. And she supposedly runs the household staff none too nicely…and Kendra isn’t having it says TMZ.

Holly did admit this week that they have tried everything, but she can’t get pregnant. Now she is looking for a sperm donor… Reps for their show Girls next Door say they have had no problems filming…

Are you kidding me? Is this sick or what? And the Holly Skeezy wnats to have Hef’s baby?

Here’s 14 seconds of stupid I found that I thought I would show.  What’s up with these bubbleheads?

Hey, ladies, you know who I am talking to…You!  The women out there with brains and class, do you have time to sit around “pretending” to be stupid and ready to open your legs at a moments notice with wrinkled, shriveled and viagra’d Hugh Hefner?

Gees, who would really want to besides these three anyway?