When Miss America Falls, She Applauds!

During the evening wear portion of the 2008 Miss Universe Pageant in Vietnam, Miss USA Crystle Stewart of Texas took a tumble. Stewart tripped on the train of her gown, becoming the second Miss USA in a row to fall down during the competition. Last year, Miss USA Rachel Smith also fell down during the evening wear competition. – Via

Ooops, Miss America must remember that she isn’t there to be human, she’s there to be a lovely poised doll from an unreal universe.

For me personally, I don’t think that Miss America’s booty flop was a big deal.  I mean, fine she fell.  That’s the way I look at it.  My sister competed in many pageants, including Miss Ohio.  She does not share this view.

On the other hand, in the pageant arena, falling is sudden death.

This is the pageant girls’ life.  Perfection, by any means necessary.  They want that damn crown!

Perfection means perfection!

Pageants are highly charged competitions loaded with estrogen-filled, dieting girls that are poked, prodded and painfully plucked to become some fantasy pinnacle of a woman.  These girl do nothing by accident and attend these competitions after having shelled out tons of pageant dues and they come with every fanatical desire to win and become “Miss Whatever”, so if you are going to compete to win…It’s simple!  Don’t fall.