Seriously’s Etiquette Series: Thongs Are Not An Accessory

Alright.  It’s time for me to talk about one of my myriad of pet peeves as well as a serious fashion no-no.
You can wear all the low rise jeans, pants and skirts you want…but remember this…”Your thong is not an accessory.”
The next female I see wearing a thong or panties that are smiling out at [...]

Seriously’s “Manner Emergencies” Series: Bad Breath Rescue

Here’s a scenario:
You are out.  You’ve had a pasta lunch and it contained some delicious garlic, parmesean cheese and onion.  And, if was fresh which left your breath raw!
You ran out of breath mints and chewing gum is a bummer.
Here’s a Seriously’s “Manner Emergencies” rescue:
Ask for or find a cough drop.  Most of them have a [...]

No Funeral For A Mean Woman: Family Is Glad She’s Dead

I had heard about this on the radio and it stayed in my mind.
What a horrible way to be remembered.
What can I say?  I wonder how many people will show up at my funeral and I hope that everyone I know knows and has experienced my love for them.
Sometimes, people just don’t care about life, [...]

Move Over Phelps: The “Tiger Woods” Of Swimming Got Gold, Too!

It seems to be a statistical fact to someone.  I didn’t do the study, but this “study” claims that blacks and hispanics are more likely to drown than to learn to swim well enough to head for the Olympics.
With the hoopla over Michael Phelps, this young black swimmer, Cullen Jones, is passing on his love for [...]

And Now For Something Stupid But Cute #1

Spaghetti Cat
A random clip from The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet features a random still of a cat eating spaghetti. The video keeps getting taken down, but here’s a still of the infamous cat eating spaghetti.
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America’s Next Top “Tranny” Model?

Looks like I would have been pushed over with a feather if I didn’t already know that one of America’s Top Model wannabees named IsIs, age 22, is a dude.
Yeppers, a “pretty” dude that I…I am simply speechless.
I am shocked!
Honestly, when the best looking model is a man by nature (plumbimg and all), the girls really need [...]

The Most Famous “Chav” In The World: Sha Crawford

Her name is Sha Crawford.
I had no idea who she was and she messaged me, politely, and asked for a credit for her photo.
I was stunned and scratchin’ my head thinking….
What photo?  Specifically, what “chav” photo…?
Well, this is Sha’s photo.  Click the link here!  Rememer that pic on my blog a few months back?
It’s popping [...]

Seriously “Weird” Series: Wedding Reception Included Cops & Tasers

I am still trying to get a handle on this little caper.
Were these cops bored and Taser happy?
Were the bride and groom and their guests really out of control?
Basically, what the heck happened?
Can you put this puzzle of a 1000 pieces together.  Sometimes, I just report what I find.  I have to leave my opinions [...]

Seriously “Weird” Series: Let’s Bikini Wax Our 8-Yr-Olds

Hi all!
It’s been summer and I love heat, so I have been away from the blog and outside frolicing on a daily basis…but, I am back…at least as often as I can until it chills up.
So, there’s a wonderful new thing thats going around to sex-up our school age girls… to get them all ready [...]

Bernie Mac & Issac Hayes: We’ll Miss YOU!

Bernie Mac blended style, authority and a touch of self-aware bluster to make audiences laugh as well as connect with him. For Mac, who died Saturday at age 50, it was a winning mix, delivering him from a poor childhood to stardom as a standup comedian, in films including the casino heist caper “Ocean’s Eleven” [...]