Fashion Etiquette: Gold Spandex For Tots?

Sandy Spandex: As A Child

Yes, you can put these gaudy gold spandex leggings (from American Apparel) on your tot to wear to….ummm???? I have no idea where a kid would wear these.  Maybe a birthday party or something.   Maybe a play date or gym class.  Church is out of the question.

Once you give a kid a taste of the finer things in life, like gold lame, silver sequins and gold spandex…They’ll only have a few choices for life as an adult.

Drag Queen:  The best drag queens don’t look like drag queens at all.  Have you ever been shocked?  I have.  Here’s a profession of the lovers of anything shiny and tight.

Disco Queen: Pull out the 8-track of the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack, grab a feather boa and consider opening a retrospective nightclub.  That way all the gold and silver spandex lovers have somewhere to go.

80’s Big Hair Rock Band: Gold and silver knew no limit as color choices of the big hair rock bands of the 80’s.  We ate that crap up and I don’t know why, because it would never work today.

Sandy Spandex: The Gold Addiction

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