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Ghetto Pic of the day: Hoochies Vs. Chavs

March 31, 2008

My Fellow Americans…

I was told by a wise person many years ago that you learn something new everyday. Today was no exception.

I learned all about “Chavs” today. What is a “chav”, you ask?

“Chavs” are the English equilivilent of a “hoochie mama” or “white trash”.

“Chavs” are also called Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies and Hood Rats.

Sigh…So many names…

There are also ABSO kids in England. This is very similar to the “ghetto” or “delinquent” lifestyle we have here in the USA. More on ABSO’s later.

For now, brush up on your Queens’ English and have a gander at this pic.

Seriously McMillan’s “She So Ghetto” chavs ghetto oprah

Model: Sha Crawford

An American Hoochie Below:

Playmate Kendra Wilkinson

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The Hoes Of Hollywood

13 Comments leave one →
  1. May 9, 2008 12:15 pm

    Hmm… interesting

  2. kelly permalink
    May 15, 2008 6:06 pm

    Hey yall its kelly ere im a propa chav n dress like dat girl in dat pic n wer way betta n sexyer dan u hoochi or wteva hahah!!! usa sucks!!

  3. Robert L. permalink
    May 21, 2008 8:10 pm

    Hi, this has got to be the BEST explanation of what a chav is to those who don’t know yet. Here in Hong Kong, “chav” is even more unknown than in America. Thank goodness for this place! – Robert in Hong Kong.

  4. Jessica permalink
    June 1, 2008 10:22 pm

    I didn’t know that she sings.. or.. at least that’s what i’m seeing ..

    WARNING: i don’t know too much english.. so.. sorry..

    I like her.. cause she says whatever she wants to.. she doesn’t care.. she do whatever she wants to.. cause she doesn’t care.. that’s so nice about her.. i wanna listen a song from her.. maybe that be nice..! =)

  5. shinayd permalink
    June 11, 2008 9:14 am

    Kendra is soo hot ❤ Im not even lesbian and id do her with the light on

  6. shacrawford permalink
    July 17, 2008 12:49 am

    So the girl above is the top match for a ‘chav’ on google images, roughly how many hits does that generate for you each day?

  7. shacrawford permalink
    July 29, 2008 10:43 pm

    Seriously, I think I deserve a credit.

  8. July 30, 2008 12:52 am

    shacrawford,

    I don’t know who you are or what you are referring to.
    Elaborate if you please.

    Thanks,
    Seriously

  9. July 30, 2008 12:56 am

    For the record,

    The website lulugoesadventuring.wordpress.com/tag/chavs/ is the first to come up when you google search “chav”.

    This photo was sent to me via internet, in fact, it’s all over the internet.

    So say one, so say them all.

  10. shacrawford permalink
    July 30, 2008 12:29 pm

    The girl pretending to be a chav is me. The picture is taken from my blog and whilst it may be all over the internet, most sites have credited me with it.

    Your copy is the number 1 google image search for ‘chav’ and I suspect that gets you hundred of hits per day as when my copy of the image was top match, I got loads of traffic which I now don’t get because people have stolen my image rather than linking to it.

  11. July 30, 2008 12:32 pm

    Oops, you are indeed right, Lulu’s copy is now top match but I’m pretty sure yours was when I first contacted you. Either way, I’d like to be credited.

  12. July 30, 2008 12:38 pm

    …please.

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