Sloppy Celebrity Pic of the day: The Britney Spears Collection
Get ready. Get set. The new Britney Spears Collection is hitting stores this summer.
Here’s Britney modeling some of her trashy-wear right now.
Britney is sporting:
- The slide off you skirt- This is the one to wear. Look trash-tastic in a skirt that just wont stay on. Let your thong shine.
- Peek-a-thong- Every guy or bisexual girl will love you in your peek-a-thong. Wear with your Slide-Off-You skirt for a special touch.
- No-Holds Bra- Let your bosom swing and sway back in forth in this bra with absolutely no support. You too can feel free. Hell, just don’t wear a bra!
- Granny’s bag- Filled with advice and wisdom that you chose to ignore and now your life is a living hell.
- Spears Stretch Lace Tank- Don’t forget to buy it 3 sizes to small for a shrunken fit.
As you know, this may be a joke, but her outfit is totally trailer.