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Seriously On WTF?: Where My Corn Flakes Shirt, Hoe?

April 17, 2008

She So Ghetto Kelloggs Cereal Street Wear Hip Hop 4She So Ghetto Kelloggs Cereal Street Wear Hip Hop 2Why do I want to sell all my shares of stock in this company? Must you pry?

You don’t have to pry. I will tell you why…[Hey this is starting to rhyme]

That’s the question here, folks. Why?

What sugar smacked some exec in the head and lead them to say, “I’m gonna make some hip-hop cereal clothes today!”

Oh please, just when we thought it was safe to enjoy a wholesome bowl of cereal… we have the wiggedy-wiggedy-wiggedy whacked clothing line to match.

Can you actually see someone wearing these clothes… I mean, for real? Did you see the Beastie Boys of the cereal aisle? – Snap, Crackle and Pop.

She So Ghetto Kelloggs Cereal Street Wear Hip Hop

What thug would wear jeans that say ‘Honey Smacks’ on them, along with the words “Dig Em”? That sounds like bedroom talk for guys in prison, not streetwear.

Wait, there’s more.

Check out this pic…She So Ghetto Kelloggs Cereal Street Wear Hip Hop 3

It’s says, “Follow your nose” while the guy is pointing to his behind.

You gotta wonder… Is this gear “homo-erotic”?

Maybe, but it sure is “stuuuuppidd”!

Well, at least the models got paid.


4 Comments leave one →
  1. sweetiegirlz permalink
    April 18, 2008 6:30 am

    Maybe as silly as the commercial where the pillsbury doughboy was rapping??
    Kelloggs wants a piece of the growing culture behind the clothes because it translates into $$$.
    To the designers, I can hear the company now saying to them, “You’re fired!”

  2. April 18, 2008 8:44 pm

    This is great blog it always makes me laugh. I loved the piece about the suburban black person hahahaha that was funny and the ghetto booty trying to fit into the jeans. The corn flake shirt cracks me up. If you sold those on your site I would buy one…great site keep it up..still cant figure out how to substitute a pic for the name of of site i.e. She so ghetto the girl with the jeans…but Ill keep working on it…

    Zman Sends


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