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Jessica Simpson: Party Like A Cheap Floozy

April 24, 2008

Pics c/o Dmagazine.

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Egads.  When I saw these pics… I immediately saw “cheap’.  Then I thought, “floozy”.  Then I put the two words together.

Look, I am no Jessica Simpson hater, even though I went to high school with her ex-husband…

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I just think, as I always do, that a certain level of ‘class’ should be maintained at public functions, especially if you are a celebrity.  There’s no room for error.  Just ask Britney Spears.

Not to mention, this is HIS party.  You know, her boyfriend-of the-moment, Tony Romo.  Shouldn’t we have all that body painting go on later…like in their private room.

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Now having a birthday is no different.  I think they may have had too much rum cake…key word: rum.

If I didn’t know who she was, I would have thought these picture were of people from a trailer park or at a child’s birthday party.  Not adults.

Class it up next time, Jessica!

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One Comment leave one →
  1. April 24, 2008 8:30 pm

    Nice page… check out my fakenewsblog if you get a chance, just click on my name. And yes, I know this is a shameless self-plug, but I’m honest.

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