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Jamie Lynn Spears: Reasons To Not Become A Baby Mama

May 4, 2008

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First, I would like to say this will be the last post about Jamie Lynn Spears that I will write…

I would like to say that…but I can’t say that!

This subject is such a pet peeve of mine… The whole “baby mama” thing as well as being a pregnant teen.

If you know someone who is very young and thinking about having a baby…I want to discourage them!

Unless they are married. If you are married, have as many kids as you can afford or want.

It’s the baby mama’s I am talking to.

  • The ones who are trying to get pregnant for the wrong reasons.
  • The ones trying to “keep the guy” or “have someone to love”. Don’t do it.
  • The ones on food stamps and welfare.
  • The ones who are ages 12-18. After 18, you’re grown and on your own.

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I have made a list of “REASONS YOU SHOULD NOT BECOME A BABY MAMA”:

  1. It’s painful!
  2. Damn, it hurts.
  3. Nausea, back pain, swelling feet, mood swings…Goodness forbid you say something “colorful” to someone and it really makes you look bad ‘cuz you are all hormonal and crap!
  4. There really are no real “pregnancy perks”, except this is probably the only time your vagina is thought of as a natural birth canal. Sigh! Any other time…well…guys just think you’re a double breasted party machine.
  5. Automatic Boob Droop. Breast milk fills your boobs and they get bigger, better, fuller then they empty, droop, flat. I still endorse breastfeeding!
  6. Contractions= Owwwwww!
  7. Eating for two: This is a myth. You can never eat for two, but you can eat everything and become the size of two.
  8. Your body is housing and forming another human life. You get to go from your regular size (whatever that is) to about 5 sizes larger and there is really no telling if you’ll ever get that “original” body shape back. At least, not without surgery.
  9. Stretch marks, weird appetites It’s a really hard job. Don’t make light of it.
  10. Do you really need to go through all that and more without being married? He should be there to support YOU, girl. Not just “child support” you later.

BONUS: Watch the movie FOR KEEPS? (1988). This is your homework!

I mean, do you really need to go through all that and go to school? At 13 or 14 years-old…You could be hanging out with your friends at parties and stuff, which is easier to do without a swollen baby belly and swollen feet.

Don’t get me wrong. I think pregnancy, despite it’s drawbacks, is wonderful. The end justifies the means. A happy and hopefully healthy new life.
It just better to not go through it alone. Don’t sell yourself or your child short. Not to be crass, but he laid the pipe now he has to pay the piper.

This post is about pregnancy prevention. This is not about thinking having an abortion. I am pro-life.

It’s like, if you are pregnant, “You made your bed….now you lie in it!” This is why I like the movie FOR KEEPS?

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10 Comments leave one →
  1. May 5, 2008 9:47 pm

    WORD.
    WORD.
    AND
    WORD.

    ADQ

  2. Sheena permalink
    May 15, 2008 6:48 pm

    O wow you made me realize alot….bc im a pregant teen too. but i have to get an aborstion. but it will be real nice if u keep these blogs going..;.

  3. casandra permalink
    June 17, 2008 11:29 pm

    i think who ever wrote this is a dumbass I am 16 and have a 3 month old baby. i would not discourage jamie to have her baby if you do that people may have abortions or send them to an orphanage. i agree people who do it for relationships or do it just to have a kid is dumb but i got pregnant bc our condom broke and young people who can afford or can have help even food stamps should keep their baby. they are a precious gift!

  4. casandra permalink
    June 17, 2008 11:30 pm

    please dont get an abortion girl above please do research and know you are killing a helpless infant! if you need support i can help!

  5. casandra permalink
    June 17, 2008 11:32 pm

    not all pregnancy is as bad as she made it seem sometimes i miss being pregnant and delivery wasnt that bad and my stufff is all back to normal

  6. jennifer permalink
    June 20, 2008 5:00 am

    who care really if i can do it then i think she could too what is soo wrong haveing a baby young.. i know she only 16 or whatever.just because she made bad mistake doesnt meanshe bad it just mean that she did and now she pay for it .. i think you should think before you say suff cuz thier alot of teen mother that are make it out here and just because she 16 doesnt mean you say suff like that.. and i bet if you were in her place you couldnt never do it.

  7. sarah permalink
    June 23, 2008 4:07 am

    Why do you honestly care? Is it any difference to you whether she has a baby or not? No, so shut the fuck up

  8. June 23, 2008 4:39 am

    Sarah,

    You wanna make this personal? You can’t win here! LOL

    GO get your own blog, you silly little pimple of a girl!

    You’re ghetto.

    You manner-less, uneducated little pile of mess.

    Respect your elders and learn a lesson when it slaps you in the face.

    You can have 15 babies and end up on Maury with 20 potential daddy’s, you selfish hussy. Don’t use my tax dollars to feed your little daddy less bastards.

    Kiss My Blog!

    Truly,
    Seriously

  9. aubreykate permalink
    July 5, 2008 5:22 am

    ok, first off you have NO right to go and say crap about jamie! she is a normal teenager who made a normal teenage mistake!! there is alot of teen mothers out there, some who kept their babys, some who had abortions, and some who gave them up for adoption. and jamie made the BEST choice by keeping her baby and raising her. and a lot of teen mothers “baby daddys” leave their child. and you know what I WAS one of them who got left. and that baby is lucky to have wonderful parents like jamie and casey. who are going to take good care of their baby. and im not saying having sex as a teen is right, because its NOT, but she made a mistake and she will learn from that mistake. but that mistake lead to a beautiful baby girl which is NO mistake from Jesus Christ, he gave that baby girl to jamie and casey for a reason. and that little girl has a purpose in life and a purpose that she was born. she will do great things in life and jamie and casey are going to help her through it. because they care for their little girl and are going to make sure she is taken care of. so dont go calling jamie ghetto and saying shes going to be a bad mother, because she will be great. and if you were in her shoes you would not know what to do

  10. July 7, 2008 10:40 pm

    AubreyKate,
    Don’t go preaching to me, little one.

    This is my blog.

    Bless you my child, for you have no idea who you’re talking to.

    I have paid more dues than you will ever know because I don’t need to share them with you.

    Mistakes are fine, but JEEZUS…

    Go ahead and have your kids outta wedlock and start young!

    Stupid comes to mind whan I think about your comment because it’s about ABSTINENCE!

    YOU CANNOT ACCIDENTALLY GET PREGNANT!

    IF YOU ARE SCREWING AROUND AND THE SPERM MEETS THE EGG AND CREATES A BABY…IT’S NOT AN ACCIDENT. YOU KNOW WHAT HAVING SEX IS. IT FEELS GREAT AND THAT IS WHY WE HAVE BILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. BECAUSE WE CREATE CHILDREN WITH SEX. NOT ALL THE TIME, BUT IT DOES HAPPEN.

    WHAT IS CONSIDERED AN ACCIDENT IS HAVING SEX TOO YOUNG BECAUSE A HIGH PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE THAT DO HAVE SEX TO YOUNG, REALLY WISH THEY HAD WAITED! REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THEY GET “PREGGERS” OR NOT.

    YOU SHOULD TRY WATCHING “MAD MEN” AND SEE HOW LADIES CARRY THEMSELVES. A BABY’S MAMA IS A BABY’S MAMA. CALL IT ANYTHING ELSE AND IT’S BOGUS.

    IF YOU ARE NOT IN A MARRIED OR COMMITED RELATIONSHIP, YOU’RE A BABY’S MAMA. THE STIGMA OF BEING AN UNWED MOTHER HAS SOMEWHAT DIMINISHED IN TODAY’S “RELAXED SOCIETY”, BUT IT MAKES IT NONE THE BETTER!

    GEES AND LOL,
    SERIOUSLY MCMILLAN

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