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Lindsay Lohan Teaches: How To Wear Stolen Furs 101

May 7, 2008

Let’s get the facts straight with this “story”.

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto lindsay lohan fur coat

  1. Some chick named Masha Markova, 22, believed she had forever lost a prized blonde fur jacket that was given to her.
  2. The Jacket was a gift from her Grandmother and it’s worth $11,000 and she decides to wear it to a party at a club in a meatpacking district back in January.
  3. She added that she was seated next to Lohan at some point during the night, and recalled putting the mink in a common bin with other jackets. WHAT THE….???? Idiot girl loses $11,000 mink jacket/coat. That should be the headline…I’ll just put my $11,000 mink gift in a bin next to some jerks thrift store finds. That’s really smart?!!
  4. She leaves the club without the coat and finds a photo of Lindsay Lohan wearing the coat a few weeks later (Is this the only coat of it’s kind? If she had the coat monogrammed, it would have been MM instead of LL.)
  5. The owners of the club where the party took place promised to get to the bottom of the mystery of the missing $11,000 fur coat. The club owners took too long to investigate, that’s when immigration lawyer, Merrill Cohen, called Lohan’s high-powered, hooked-up attorney, Blair Berk, threatening to do some court song-and-dance.
  6. Hours later, Markova said she heard from the club folks. “They were very discreet, never mentioned a name or even the word ‘coat,’ ” Markova said. “They just said, ‘We’re going to bring you something.’ “
  7. She then got her coat back within 48 hours.
  8. Stinking of cigarette smoke and booze [Alize, Gin & Juice or Hennessey?] accompanied by a tiny tear in the lining, the fur coat was no worse for wear after a super dry cleaning and pro patch-up.
  9. Still, this Masha chick wants Lindsay to confess that she stole the coat. (Yeah, right. Like that’ll happen.)
  10. Markova and her attorney stopped just several paces shy of accusing Lohan of wrong-doing and she still wants Lindsay to pay at least $10,000 for the unauthorized, three-week fur coat rental. [Is she seriously waiting for Lindsay to say, “Like here’s $10,000 dollars for the beautiful blonde fur coat I “accidently” found in a bin of other coats and wore around and funked up. Sorry. I mean, after all, you left without it!” …What you don’t understand is now that Lindsay Lohan wore it…It’s worth more than the $11,000 it was originally cost…I will be sending Lindsay all my clothes, too. THen I will sell them at the flea market. “Lindsay Lohan wore this!!!” I hope she wears Old navy!]Lohan’s spokeswoman did not return calls.

This Masha girl, I’m sorry…. I have no pity for her or this fur coat.

She needed to lose it.

She seems stuck-up and stupid.

Sport that coat, Lindsay. You go, Lindsay, pulling that ghetto “I found this coat” move!

How the hell did this make news?

Where’s PETA when you need them?


3 Comments leave one →
  1. May 7, 2008 1:53 am

    not only that but have you seen the pictures of the Masha girl? She is in desperate need of a hot oil treatment and some shoes…

  2. May 7, 2008 2:02 am

    My coat was stolen.
    Do you think I should get a lawyer and go after this Lohan character?


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