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Need Milk? 14 Tons Of Oreo Cookie Spill Onto Highway

May 20, 2008

seriously mcmillan she so ghetto oreo cookie spillMORRIS, Ill. — Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway.

Police are watching very closely at the cookie removal staff. “We’ll know by the morning who ate the cookies instead of cleaning them up. We will be giving our staff a weigh-in.”

School Officials decide to allow school to dismiss early to let the children help with clean up. “I never had to eat so many cookies off the ground before,” says 8 yr-old Bobby Roy RobbyBob Jr., “I usually just eat old gum off of the bottom of my shoe.”

Illinois State Police Sgt. Brian Mahoney says the truck’s driver was traveling from Chicago to Morris on Interstate 80 around 4 a.m. Monday when he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median.

“The boxes came out of the trailer and boxes were ripped open,” he said.

The crash about 50 miles southwest of Chicago remains under investigation.

Yes, the police are going to investigate the cookie crash. That’s when you call in Columbo…or maybe Monk… What about “CSI”- Cookie Scene Investigations!

Truth is that the quotes in red are facts. There was an Oreo cookie spill. But it was too funny not to make a joke of it!


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