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Reese Witherspoon: Won’t Shack Up Til Marriage

June 4, 2008

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Looks like traditional values are making a small u-turn.

This is good news considering all that the “Hoochie Mama Movement” has brought us, like slutty clothes, trashy talk and moving in at a moments notice with any man.

So, when I ran across this article about actress Reese Witherspoon and her maybe-husband to be, Jake Gyllenhaal, I was proud.

Take a look everyone, this is what a real “Lady” does.

Reese Witherspoon refuses to move in with Jake Gyllenhaal until they get married.

The Oscar-winning actress and the ‘Brokeback Mountain’ star recently splashed out on a $7 million Californian mansion together but Reese wants them to tie the knot before they live together.

A source close to the actress – who has two children, Ava, eight, and four-year-old Deacon, with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe – said: “Reese doesn’t want to live with Jake until they’re married. She has very traditional values.”


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  1. everyoneelse permalink
    June 4, 2008 4:46 pm

    Well, that is good to hear. Yes, Reese seems to us like a giant beacon of wholesomeness (eyes rolled back). We give her kudos on this, at least. Although we do invite her to move to Greenland, along with most of Hollywood.

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