What Not To Wear, Ever!: 7 Sad Prom/Formal Gowns
Even though prom season is over, it’s a brides kind of June.
So, formal dresses are still flying off the racks.
Just don’t get caught wearing theses ugly sacks!
This sorry sack is actually a prom dress gone to the strip club. You certainly don’t go to a wedding wearing this unless you plan to steal the attention away from the bride.
Boob job not included.
No decent, self respecting lady would actually try this dress on to wear to a prom or a wedding, unless they ceremony took place at the Playboy mansion. Totally sleezed out!
Tummy tuck not included.
This flowing brown fabric mess should have never made it to the showroom floor.
How much…? And, I am not talking about the dress.
Ever eat something “too sweet”? This dress reminds me of one of those Barbie cakes with sugar icing on top of sugar icing. Yuck!
Go ahead. Wear it. Do you think waddling around in this sack would look cute?
Just don’t try to run.
There is just something hideous about this dress. Is it the color or the lightning bolts?
I can’t decide.
This dress looks so 80’s. Somehow, it’s still being sold for $358 online.
You know what I would say? Kiss This!