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What Not To Wear, Ever!: 7 Sad Prom/Formal Gowns

June 4, 2008

Even though prom season is over, it’s a brides kind of June.

So, formal dresses are still flying off the racks.

Just don’t get caught wearing theses ugly sacks!

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto prom dress ugly hoochie

This sorry sack is actually a prom dress gone to the strip club. You certainly don’t go to a wedding wearing this unless you plan to steal the attention away from the bride.

Boob job not included.

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto hoochie prom wedding dress

No decent, self respecting lady would actually try this dress on to wear to a prom or a wedding, unless they ceremony took place at the Playboy mansion. Totally sleezed out!

Tummy tuck not included.

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto hoochie dress 3

This flowing brown fabric mess should have never made it to the showroom floor.

How much…? And, I am not talking about the dress.

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto ugly prom dress

Ever eat something “too sweet”? This dress reminds me of one of those Barbie cakes with sugar icing on top of sugar icing. Yuck!

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto barbie cake

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto potato sack dress

Go ahead. Wear it. Do you think waddling around in this sack would look cute?

Just don’t try to run.

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto ugly prom dress lightning

There is just something hideous about this dress. Is it the color or the lightning bolts?

I can’t decide.

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto ugly prom dress kisses

This dress looks so 80′s. Somehow, it’s still being sold for $358 online.

You know what I would say? Kiss This!

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. June 5, 2008 3:37 am

    “There is just something hideous about this dress. Is it the color or the lightning bolts?”

    I think its that it looks like it was stolen from the set of the Flintstones that turns me off…

  2. June 7, 2008 1:28 am

    Since I attended the Prom, I’ve found some of the more popular designer dress names are Alfred Angelo, Anna Scott, Joli Prom, Jovani, Night Moves, Paris prom, Sean Collection, and Tiffany designs. There is also no more perfect time than the prom to select a nice piece of costume jewelry, hair accessories or maybe even a tiara. A nice piece of jewelry sure made me feel glamorous.

  3. Val permalink
    June 19, 2008 5:25 am

    LOL I kinda like the last one.

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