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Seriously On Fashion: Put On Your “Chastity” Pants

June 6, 2008

I honestly, truly, honestly, truly love this idea.

I luv me some “chastity” sweatpants. Anything to advertise “Don’t do it” is a good deal.

It’s like wearing a “Gang Sign” for purity. Think about how a teenager would feel if the slipped up, gave in and had sex… you could’nt wear these pants anymore.

Look, for you skeptics, it’s not going to change the minds of teenagers who really want to “do it”. It’s not like the pants are harder to remove than regular pants or anything. It’s just the simple idea behind the pants.

“True Love Waits”. What a clothing concept. To go around in public and flaunt you ability to have self control and morals… Who’d have thunk?

she so ghetto chastity pants

she so ghetto chastity pants blue

she so ghetto chastity pants gray

On Sale @ K-Mart: “These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that ‘True Love Waits’ in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants.” Abstinence: It’s right there on her [butt].

Umm… For girls only? They need to make some for boys…

They need to make LOTS of them for boys.  And no drooping, guys.  That would help defeat the purpose.


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