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What Not To Wear To Prom: Another Pimp & Hoochie Fest

June 12, 2008

Alright already!

Can someone stop the madness?

These ghetto prom pictures are a hot, “melted in the summer sun” mess.

How can you believe you look “decent”?

WTF???

Look, you keep wearing this crap, and you’ll keep getting posted all over the internet because you look so ridiculous that it’s hard to believe you wear what you wear, so we post your pics.

If I wasn’t so disgusted at these so-called dresses, I would probably laugh.

Can you really buy these dresses or do they just buy Halloween costume patterns and make these Butterick dresses messes from scratch?

This “Cherry Red” couple has the busiest matching mess I have seen in a while. The Red Pimp looks like he’s drowning in his zoot suit with the gawd-awful looking red and white shoes. His bare-legged date could have sprung for a pair of panty hose and girdle and left out the “necktie” necklace. Gulp?!! Who wears a necktie necklace with star warrings?

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This triple threat of neon “Charlie’s Angels” looks ready for the brothel.

Fashion Don’ts:

  • White eyeliner or white out.
  • Garter belts.
  • Bare legs ( again).

It’s girls like these that make me want to have my own reality show!

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Stripper Genie Show.

One girl is named “Bubble Gum”, the other is “Cotton Candy” and last but not least, “Ms. Cherry Blueberry Slushy.”

Makes my stomach hurt.

Sometimes, you can have too much pink and blue.

The wannabe pimp has no problem smiling about the smiling set of mess that surrounds him.

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More dirty bare legs.

More bulging, swollen bellies and big rolling booties.

Is that a lesbian prom couple below?

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WINNER! The Perfect Golden Hoochie Mess!

Can we scream “cheap” any louder?

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Pimp “Braids N Beads” is spottted out tonight with Ms. Lavender.

She sports dirty bare legs, purple hair, sagging boobs, too much makeup and heels to make her 2 feet taller than her “shortie” or “shawty”.

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Cotton Candy and Bubble Gum, again.

They look ready to skip college and head straight for the stripper poles.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. June 17, 2008 1:08 am

    It’s just not right. These girls really believe they are displaying glamor and beauty. The fact that their definitions of glamor are so skewed–so based on self-degradation–shows how far the women’s movement still has to go.

  2. June 17, 2008 3:37 am

    We Love TheQ

  3. Val permalink
    June 19, 2008 4:55 am

    Wow lol that’s all i can say. May be it was a costume prom party lmao i hat to say it but they look tacky as heck.

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