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Victoria’s Secret: Woman Attacked By Thong

June 23, 2008

A Los Angeles woman is suing lingerie manufacturer Victoria’s Secret claiming that a faulty staple linking a jeweled-heart decoration to her thong caused her permanent eye damage.

Macrida Patterson, 52, said she was putting on her new Victoria’s Secret “low-rise v-string” thong when a design problem caused the decorative heart to pop off and hit her in the eye. Claiming permanent damage to her cornea…

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When Thongs Attack

By Seriously McMillan

I just have a few questions about this case.

1. When you put on your underwear, shouldn’t you wear your size?  This lady doesn’t look “Victoria Secret” size.

2. If the thong “injured” your eye in 2007, why wait a year to sue?  The thong didn’t “appreciate” in value.

3.  She said she wore it about 3 times before it broke.  So, it was old and used.  Washed and dried, so the metal fixings were cheap, they got hot in the dryer and eventually broke.  Not like it was brand new and broke.  So, is Victoria’s Secret truly liable?

Sorry, Victoria’s Secret thongs don’t snap back, wash after wash.

4.  How many replacement thongs do you want, dammit?

Watch the tape!


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