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I “Love” My Car: The Creepy Guy Your Parents Warned You About

July 18, 2008
This is the creepy guy your parents warned you about.

She So Ghetto Sez: This is the creepy guy your parents warned you about.

Just when you thougt you’ve seen it all, here come this creep that make you second guess buying that new “USED” car.

Jordan Witham, is his name and scoring with his V-Dub is his claim.

He slowly caresses the car, covering “her” with his “wet” kisses until he finally mounts her from behind, entering her “tailpipe”! Herbie really goes “Bananas”!

He says he always uses a condom. Don’t want to go impregnating inanimate objects or getting that STD known as “RUST”!

YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE- JUST READ THE ARTICLE. I KID YOU NOT!

He is part of a group of people who are sexually aroused by cars called “Mechaphiles” or what I call “Perverts who molest cars.”

Some attention seeking bum decides to have sex with his car and tell the world. He says he does not want a wife or kids. Thank Goodness. I’d hate for him to have to explain the “Birds and bees.”

Don’t try this at home or on the road!

-Via

2 Comments leave one →
  1. July 19, 2008 12:06 am

    I mean maybe I could understand it if it were a Ferrari or a Porsche or something…
    but an old VW?? LOL!

  2. July 25, 2008 10:26 pm

    what. the. hell.

    I just read through the article. he has never even kissed a girl??? GET THIS MAN SOME ASS!! ASAP!!! sheesh!!

    i kind of almost feel sorry for the guy.

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