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Miley Cyrus: The $1 Mil Dollar Condom Spokeswoman?

July 30, 2008
Could Miley Cyrus Be The New "Face" Of Condoms At Age 15?

Could Miley Cyrus Be The New "Face" Of Condoms At Age 15?

How many Miley Cyrus posts have I had in the past few months?

It seems like a gazillion and now, a gazillion and one….

The prophylactic peddler [Lifestyle condoms] wants the 15-year-old singing sensation [Miley Cyrus] (who has professed that she will be a virgin until she gets married) to be its new spokesperson and is willing to offer Cyrus $1 million to shill its brand.

Condom Spokeswoman?

Miley Cyrus: Condom Spokeswoman?

How disgusting is that? I have not seen sooooo many people interested in deflowering a young girl as much as the world is ready for Miley Cyrus to become Britney Spears 2: Electric Boogaloo.

The world is waiting for her to turn into the next Jamie Lynn Spears or Lindsay Lohan. I hope, for goodness sakes that she can keep it together and really keep her panties up and not fall off the wagon.

We don’t need another Britney Spears. We’ve had enough of the Disney floosies.

Hey, if Raven Symone’ can keep it clean, so can everyone else.

“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, VP of marketing for LifeStyles. “With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set – and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”

LifeStyles is also generously offering Miley a lifetime supply of condoms for “whenever she decides the time is right.”



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