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Christina Aguilera: Stop Dressing So Tacky!

October 22, 2008

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Bubble gum pink is not a lipstick color you should choose if your hair is already peroxide platinum blonde.

Bubble gum pink is the color of…bubble gum.

Her hair is an absolute wash out.  Is it platinum or is it grey?  It is a mess.  Dry looking ends don’t help.  Is her hair color even in the color spectrum?  I swear her hair looks a bit wiggy.

This raccoon eye make up is dated.  There is a difference between sultry eyes and drawing on your face with eyeliner.

The “Harlequin” colored clothing is loud.

Christina with the hat…is she trying to go retro?  Maybe, but it’s looking a bit “hobo”.

Christina in black.  Her head looks as if it’s floating.  Where is her hair?  Her hair is so devoid of actual color that is doesn’t look like it’s there against the white backdrop.

Look, I will tell you the truth, Christina.  You need some style help.

How come your friends haven’t told you this?  Are they kissing your butt and lying to your face about your style.

If you’re her friend, you’d hide the pink lipstick.  Help her out, will ya?

Help me out, too.  She’s hurting my eyes.

Hummm…friends don’t let friends dress like crap.

Christina Aquilera Looks Trashy

Christina Aquilera Looks Trashy

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera trying to go retro!

Christina Aguilera trying to go retro!

She's looking a bit vampy witchy.
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