What Not To Wear To Prom: Sooo Trampy!
Droves of fatherless young women are flocking out to buy this dress to wear to prom. Why do I say that? Because caring fathers would never let their little girls wear crap like this.
And mommy, you should be shredding this dress up in the garbage disposal should your little prom princess bring this home to wear to prom.
If you approve of this dress, it should come with a free box of condoms because this little “lady” is going to be doing more than dancing on prom night.