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Style Etiquette: Cannes 2009 Fashion Delights & Faux Pas

May 25, 2009
You suck when you're rude

You suck when you're rude

It’s not a serious post.  It’s a funny one.

Yeah, we love to rag on the celebrities and their fashion mistakes.

The fashions below were worn by celebrities in Cannes and make no mistake… with all the resources they have at hand, some still showed up looking bleck!

Bad Celebrity!

Eva Longorias Wallpaper Print Dress

Eva Longoria's Wallpaper Print Dress

Eva is a little lady.  I think we may even be te same height or close to it.  This dress makes her look even shorter by swallowing her feet in an 80’s style bedsheet or wallpaper print.

WTH???

WTH???

Sometimes one can over think things and add one little black bow accessory that should have been omited.  Down, black bow, down.  Will someone photoshop that off this pic?!

Zoes Sheer Perfection

Zoe's Sheer Perfection

You can’t touch Zoe Saldana here.  It works on every level.

Women In Red At Cannes: Monica Bellucci & Sophie Marceau

Women In Red At Cannes: Monica Bellucci & Sophie Marceau

Red dresses and Milk does a body good.

Eva Green or Avril Lavigne

Eva Green or Avril Lavigne

Elsa Pataky Does Jailhouse Rock

Elsa Pataky Does "Jailhouse Rock"

ELvis

ELvis

Elena Lenina In Genie Costume

Elena Lenina In Genie Costume

Say it aint so....

Say it ain't so....

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie looks tired…in a mommy way.  With all those kids, we’d all be a bit under, but the dress is one of those dresses that can do no wrong.

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