Tipsy Man Has Gate Spike Stuck Up His Wazoo
How truly tipsy can you be?
Would you pass the sobriety test?
This man didn’t and his punishment was up the butt…I’m just sayin’…
A drunk man, who was allegedly trying to break into a South Africa museum, impaled himself on a 12″ security fence, instead.
Siyana Pasiwe, 32, was stuck to the fence for two hours before rescuers were able to remove him from the spike using an axle grinder.
He claims he wasn’t attempting to break into the museum, but that he was trying to find a short cut home after a a night of heavy drinking.
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