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Rude Person Of The Week: Future Former Gov. Mark Sanford

June 24, 2009


No comment from the Seriously McMillan camp…

Just the facts, Ma’am!

COLUMBIA, S.C. — After going AWOL for seven days, Gov. Mark Sanford admitted Wednesday that he’d secretly flown to Argentina to visit a woman with whom he’d been having an affair. He apologized to his wife and four sons and said he will resign as head of the Republican Governors Association.

“I’ve let down a lot of people, that’s the bottom line,” the 49-year-old governor said at a news conference where he choked up as he ruminated with remarkable frankness on God’s law, moral absolutes and following one’s heart. His family did not attend.

The woman, who lives in Argentina, has been a “dear, dear friend” for about eight years but, Sanford said, the relationship didn’t become romantic until a little over a year ago. He’s seen her three times since then, and his wife found out about it five months ago.

Gov. Of S.C. at todays press conference.

The future former Gov. Of S.C. at today's press conference.

Ok…now commentary from the Seriously McMillan Camp!

Umm-hummm!  If you’re missing Father’s Day and you have kids, you must be getting lucky somewhere.

Nobody knew where you were…but everyone knew where you were not.

10 Places Gov. Sanford was not:

  • Like, at work.
  • Like, with his family.
  • Like, under your bed.
  • Like, hiding in a tree.
  • Like, hiking.
  • Like, in South Carolina.
  • Like, in the mountains.
  • Like, on his cell phone.
  • Like, being faithful.
  • Like, in the USA.

Look, I don’t think any high ranking official can cover up an affair forever.

I’m sure he wasn’t frowning on top…Yeah, that’s a dig!

I’m just saying…


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