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Style Mess Of The Day: Britney Spears (Surprise!)

September 30, 2009

Sometimes, it’s just a chore to call out celebrities on their tackiness.

I have had nothing to say about Britney in a long time, pro or con, and that is a good thing.

There comes a point in time where we have to stop excusing certain celebrity behavior as just a “phase”.

When does someones “phase” become a lifestyle.  An unbecoming lifestyle.  At 27, it’s no longer a phase.

To err is human.

So, we’ve got Britney out on a LA romp for some Michael Jackson tunes.  That’s cool.

But, you must wonder why she goes out in public looking like she just came from Wal-Mart.

Hole in the dress?

The hair a mess and no bra?  This may seem like nit-picking, but doesn’t she look worn out?

This woman is dressed like a public mess.

If it’s Michael Jackson she is thinking of, well, he had thoughts on his mind about Britney.

I think it’s a sound call in today’s world…

On then-meteoric Britney Spears:

“I don’t believe that she’ll [Britney Spears] have any great longevity in the public eye because she doesn’t understand the power of mystery.” Via

No, she doesn’t.

We can only hope that she rises from this “phase”,  ahem.

F0r even more of her tackiness, take a listen to her new single “3”.  People say that it’s about a threesome.  Shocking? Not.   Yawn? Yes.

It’s catchy.  It was meant to be.

The song is produced by Max Martin, the same man responsible for her career-launching hit Baby One More Time, as well as music by acts such as Pink, Kelly Clarkson and Backstreet Boys..

Just keep repeating what Michael Jackson said. 1-2-3…


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