Rude Celeb Of The Week: John Mayer’s N**Ger Pass & More
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”
PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.
MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s. PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.
I really didn’t have a strong opinion of John Mayer in one way or another, but that has all changed. Ahem.
My thoughts on his “white supremacist” penis go like this, “Who gives a rats….?”
Is the world so enamoured with this guy that we care where he sticks it?
No wonder he is single. Good job Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston.
How did you end up with the likes of this diseased bull? (That’s my opinion, yes.)
Now, my favorite part is the “Nigger Pass”. Oh, that’s funny. John Mayer has a pass with the black community all of a sudden because he’s collaborated with black singers? He’s not as deep as we all want to think. The black community is so multifaceted, he cannot believe the hype to think that just because he’s got ‘black friends’ mean the ‘black world’ will love him.
John Mayer has a pass with the black community all of a sudden? It’s not like he’s Madea. You know you have to go through Tyler Perry and Oprah for a real “black community” pass. (Yes, that’s a joke and I’m just sayin’.)
It’s not like he’s Madea. You know you have to go through Tyler Perry and Oprah for a real “black community” pass. (Yes, that’s a joke and I’m just sayin’.)
No, John Mayer. What you had…and I say this with all the hopes of receiving the attention that your crocodile tears of regret sent your way…
(Apply Old Southern Accent Here)
“You hassa been had. Yousa jiggaboo is up. Your “white coonery” is exposed. You done gone and infiltrates the negroes. Hows ya feel, bossa?
Because deep down, if you really had that much deep disrespect in you to even make these comments, you’re in need of prayer, Mayer.
And for you, your apology and the issue of Playboy magazine that your “interview of disgrace” is in…I’m not buying it!
The ‘Oh shyt, I’m busted…betta say sorry’ video is below.