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Actresses & Female Celebrities

Miley Cyrus: It’s not her fault that she is ghetto.  It’s her parents fault, but damn…How are you going to mess up your child like this?

WHat the hell does she know about being a woman at 16?

WHat the hell does she know about being a "woman" at 16?

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen: They aren’t doing a thing with their career that was handed to them by their parents when they turned 18.  A perfectly established entertainment company.  Messing up what your parents give you is ghetto.

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto mary kate ashely olsen

Jennifer Aniston: Brad went A.W.O.L.  She’s been swinging around from guy to guy ever since! Poor thang!

We do hope you find a man! Jennifer Aniston!

We do hope you find a man! Jennifer Aniston!

Angelina Jolie: You know she’s ghetto.  Don’t forget about her wacky history.  Blood in viles around her neck to prove she loves her ex-husband.  Being a homewrecker…Innocent, she isnt!

Jessica Alba: Because of this photo, we don’t like you anymore!

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto jessica alba baby bump 2

Star Jones: Why did you lie? You didn’t exercize!

Seriously McmIllan she so ghetto star jones 2

Lindsay Lohan:  Do you even have to ask why?

Dina Lohan:  Do you even have to ask why… again?

Britney & Jamie Lynn Spears: FOR EVERYTHING THEY HAVE DONE…AND THEY DIDN’T GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL! ( Jamie Lynn did get her GED)

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Something is off about Megan Fox.  She is all pretty with no substance...at least in the media.

Something is off about Megan Fox. She is all pretty with no substance...at least in the media.


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5 Comments leave one →
  1. June 1, 2008 1:30 am

    Wait a second, wait a secon. That’s not a real pic of Mary Kate and Ashley is it? Please tell me those are either lookalikes or their heads are posted on some club goers bodies!

    Don’t even get me started on Star Jones. Do you think it’s part of her and GAL’s contract that he continue to act straight during the divorce?

  2. June 1, 2008 4:24 am

    I don’t know that Star’s husband is gay. It’s hard to say. But, regarding Mary-Kate and Ashley…sadly, it’s them.

  3. aipingguo permalink
    February 3, 2009 10:08 pm

    I still think star jones just went anorexic or on crack or something cause even by excersise you should have more meat n muscle
    and ashley n mary kate is just another example of why you shouldnt push your kids into being famous.

  4. aipingguo permalink
    February 3, 2009 10:10 pm

    unless you have good parental skills

  5. June 6, 2009 3:10 am

    I don’t buy for a minute that the Olsen mammaries are that healthy. 🙂

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