Shauna sez: As a rich, divorced, Hollywood blonde mom, I wear “practical” stripper shoes.

Dear Shauna,

It’s too bad I gave the”You knew that was ghetto” award away today.

Because, you deserve it. You are red-blooded American proof that “Ghetto” lives everywhere!

How do you walk in shoes that were made to look their best when you are on your back with your legs open.

I would stumble.

I would fall.

I must commend you for your talent of picking the worst and most ghetto shoes a mom could wear with her child while taking them to their martial arts class!

Now…there’s the name for your award.

To Shauna Sand (Formerly Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas who was famous ONLY for the 80’s breakdance movie Body Rock & TV Soap Falcon Crest, which is when he was actually cute.)… we bestoy the award for….

Shauna Sand Photos c/o TMZ.com